About:

TK. Overeducated and shambolic writerling desperately trying to repackage teenage angst for the cloistered elite.

I also cook occasionally.

Tuesday, 23 April 2013

In true Grumpy Young Man style, the following things are currently topping the league table of Stuff that Pisses Me Off:

  1. People who tag my location on Facebook. Um, no. I'm really glad you had a great time with me at some club the one night of the year that I stayed out until 5 am, but plastering it over my wall is one big reason why I tend to spend huge amounts of time cooped up in my room. Especially as I now use Facebook for work.
  2. Magazines that take ages to get back to you. I realise slight hypocrisy here, but it's my blog innit?
  3. Seagulls. The war is ongoing.
  4. Phone Battery. Is just too short to take seriously. At the end of the day there's not a phone that's better than those old Nokia 3210s with the grey-blue covers and the most awesome version of Snake. Fact.
  5. Summer music. Eugh. Eugh! I know it's coming, and the dread is building in the pit of my stomach. I swear if I ever meet Harry Styles (and/or any of his overgelled compatriots) I will smother him in honey and throw him into an anthill.
  6. Writer's Block. Nuff said.