About:

TK. Overeducated and shambolic writerling desperately trying to repackage teenage angst for the cloistered elite.

I also cook occasionally.

Monday, 22 April 2013

I realise that I'm not exactly the poster child for conventional relationships, what with my odd-dynamics, open-snog-policies and prediliction for going out with high functioning sociopaths. And as an ex I'm curiously devoid of malice or jealousy. In fact I'm totally happy to coach former amours in their subsequent romantic endeavours. I am the ex who keeps on giving.

That said.

IT IS TOTALLY CREEPY FOR YOU TO USE MY POETRY TO 'WOO' SOMEONE ELSE. STOPPIT RIGHT NAO! EW!

EWW. EWW
EWWWWWWWWW!