TK's Blog

The Post:

TK's faithful laptop (and let's face it, the real love of his life) Tulip is suffering from a technological ailment, and so will be out of commission for a while. I shall give her your best wishes as she convalesces, though her physician's prognosis is that permanent amnesia is a distressingly high possibility. Tulip wishes to let you all know that she hopes to be back to full blogging health soon, and that in the interim she has arranged for some of TK's most mediocre poetry to be posted. She apologises for the quality of said work, and offers the explanation that TK is a twat and hasn't written anything passable in weeks. Again, from TK and Tulip, our humblest apologies.

The Precis:

Laptop's fucked, so posts will be scarce, might lose all files while fixing. Shitty poem to autopost sometime soonish. Back soon. Soz.