About:

TK. Overeducated and shambolic writerling desperately trying to repackage teenage angst for the cloistered elite.

I also cook occasionally.

Sunday, 7 February 2010

Minutiae

Blog's called minutiae so here's some.

  • The worst thing about being a young man (!?!) in the 21st century (worse than hearing "I missed my period", "you're expelled", "we're getting divorced," or the ever popular "It's not small, it's...er...cute,") is the agony of needing a good shave but being foiled by that stubborn little zit on your chin, and banished to the purgatory of scratchy, scruffy stubbliness. Fact.
  • Londoners, the best hot chocolate and blueberry muffins are to be found at in Finsbury Park station. The ATM place. Look around, you'll find it.
  • It's not Natural Wicker, it's cream. Dulux dog, you're not cute, now STFU.
  • I am beginning to fall in love with the man who does the shipping forecast on Radio 4 at 1am. His voice is soothing. What? Don't you dare judge me.
  • Keira Knightly circa 2002 was more attractive than Penelople Cruz any day of the week. Alright? Well, you were already judging me ya bastids.

Off to work.

Bai Edit: Sappiness. 3 months tommorow <3.